I "did" my hair yesterday. Well, in reality, I stole ManChild #1's hair gel and sort of calmed down the curls a little, and did the sides a back a little. Let's just say that ringlets with such short hair tends to look like 90 year old lady's hair who just had a perm. And while I am old, I am not that old.
The manchildren had seen me ALL day so the hair had been seen. And #1 walks by and pats my head (something that happens when those cute little pudgy faced babies grow up and get taller than you-and BOTH the manchildren are taller than me!)
And he says AFTER he pats, OH, I see you "did" you hair.
Well, yeah, you noticed.
Yeah, its got stuff in it and I could feel it.
Sigh.
Oh well, so I am looking at the "product" I bought yesterday. Queen Dawn told me to get some. And if nothing else, I do follow her advice for buying things. Yep, lots of things. But there is a problem. Has anyone looked at the total amount of hair products there are out there? Now, add in some french things and some Quebec things (yeah, in french only) and its mind boggling. AND I am allergic to the natural world, so I have to make sure I get the stuff that -well, you know, glows in the dark, has killed the test subjects it was tested on and has NO tree bark, grass essence or alfalfa extract (or whatever they put in the stuff to make you think of long hair flowing as you walk through a fresh field of grasses and flowers and stuff with a gentle breeze).
I need chemicals, I say. NOT natural stuff. Nature is so overrated anyway. I think I got something. Not really sure, its in french. I have to test it on my arm first. I'll keep you informed. If my arm doesn't swell up and fall off, I will try it tomorrow.
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